Posts Tagged ‘ edwards ’

Misery Loves Democrats

Sep 11th, 2008 | By David Harper | Category: Opinion

Democrats are calling each other up to discuss how doomed they are, vowing to move to Canada as soon as the election is over and the inevitable worst has occurred. Really, we evacuated several hurricane-prone states with more cheer and optimism. Cheer up, Obama-ites. You’re overreacting.



Lawyers’ Ties Hint at Extent of Hiding Edwards’s Affair

Aug 15th, 2008 | By David Harper | Category: Election 2008

Seemingly issued independently of the former senator, the statements appeared to deflate the anonymously sourced reports of an Edwards tryst. But what went unnoticed was that the two lawyers shared an important connection to Mr. Edwards that suggests they were part of an orchestrated effort to protect him.



Hillary Clinton aides fan fire over John Edwards

Aug 13th, 2008 | By David Harper | Category: Election 2008

Senator Clinton finished third in the Iowa caucuses, narrowly behind second-placed Senator Edwards and the victorious Senator Obama. Without Mr Edwards complicating the contest, “we would have won Iowa, and Clinton today would therefore have been the nominee”, Mrs Clinton’s former communications director, Howard Wolfson, said today.



Keeping It Rielle

Aug 10th, 2008 | By David Harper | Category: Opinion

Even in confessing to preening, former senator John Edwards was preening. His diagnosis of narcissism was weirdly narcissistic, or was it self-narcissistic? Given his diagnosis, I’m sure his H.M.O. would pay. The creepiest part of his creepy confession was when he stressed to Woodruff that he cheated on Elizabeth in 2006 when her cancer was in remission. His infidelity was oncologically correct.



Edwards Admits to Affair in 2006

Aug 9th, 2008 | By David Harper | Category: World

In his statement Friday, the former senator and vice presidential candidate emphasized that his wife, who became a hugely sympathetic figure when she announced that she had breast cancer, had been aware of the affair since 2006.



McCain’s Green-Eyed Monster

Aug 7th, 2008 | By David Harper | Category: Opinion

Now John McCain is pea-green with envy over the ascendance of the new “It” guy, Barack Obama. That’s the only explanation for why a man who prides himself on honor, a man who vowed not to take the low road in the campaign, having been mugged by W. and Rove in South Carolina in 2000, is engaging in a festival of juvenilia.